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We've stopped shouting at the telly to make these things so promise you'll try to enjoy 'em.

Led Zeppelin Canadian Documentary from 2000

Led Zepplin Music blog imageBreathtakingly frank and has all the lead characters too

If you haven’t listened to any Zep for a while and you have some children, then you probably need to prepare the house for what happens after this refresher or you might frighten the beejesus out of them. Give them money to go to the cinema where they can sit texting and updating the world the vital news that they ‘are at the cinema’ and their friends can text back ‘SWTFFDH’ (So Watch The Fucking Film Knob Head…apparently).

If you must head-bang (and it’s gonna feel like you should), make sure you take it easy at first and also have some Tiger Balm handy.

Now bear n mind that what passes for rock in their tiny virtual worlds is, well, to use another of their euphemisms ‘gay’.

Zepplin do proper rock, Zepplin are proper rock, tight Levi’d, I-can-see-your-willy-so-what-you’re-suppose-to rock and if you’ve been neglecting your ears from all things (Houses of the) Holy then this is gonna sort you out. Text this to the kids \m/ \m/ it’s the rock sign in their world and then add ‘ZoSo’. They won’t know what it means and this is good.

Then crank it up like you used to and get ready to rock. If you must head-bang (and it’s gonna feel like you should), make sure you take it easy at first and also have some Tiger Balm handy. Amusingly enough there’s a whole website to teach you how to do it these, what will they think of next?

 

 

 

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